Be Clever, Win Angry Birds
Angry bird is not amused by this contest.
If you’re any kind of a sports fan you know the NFL Divisional Playoffs took place this weekend. And, in three of those four games to losing team shared something in common (other than being overmatched): they were named after birds — Falcons, Seahawks and Ravens.
Well, it just happens that I have a PSN code for Angry Birds sitting right in front of me, and I thought to myself… how can I, a simple game reviewer, bring these two divergent elements together? With a contest, of course!
The rules are simple. Come up with your best one- or two-liner (something short, like a Tweet) about this ornithological downfall and post it down below. Be clever. Be topical. Be punny.
I’ll pick my favorite tonight and send that person a code for Angry Birds.
No need to enter as I’ve got this one, but just to post something humorous in relation to it…
birds of a feather die together.
go bears!
Let Angry Bird remind you “I EVOLVED FROM A DINOSAUR!”
I guess these teams have one thing in common: they all are cheap cheap cheap!
It seems the only direction these teams are going is south for the winter
Birds of a feather fuck up together.
Maybe the teams would have done better if they named themselves after birds that can’t fly without being shot from a slingshot. They should consider the Ostriches, Emus, Rheas, Dodos, or Kiwis.
These teams fly everywhere during the season and all they have to show for their accomplishments are worms.
A bird in the hand is better than three in the NFL playoffs.
Actually I’ll rephrase that:
A dead bird in the hand is better than three in the NFL playoffs.
All the NFL birds are going back to their nest
Just like Duck hunt, all the birds were shot down.
Guess they all lost their worms!!! wink wink
Falcons – “Now I know why the caged bird sings”..Get it,they play in a dome but their falcons
Ravens – “And the Ravens superbowl chances were nevermore”
Seahawks – “Is the seahawk a real thing or is it fake like the nfc west?”
and my one saying for all:
I haven’t seen birds drop this fast since those 1,000′s of birds dropped dead in Arkansas on new years this year.
look on the bright side at least they didn’t run into any Jets
Just like the blackbirds randomly falling from the sky…so are the football birds…I wonder why?
In local news scientist turn to Sportcenter to find out why all the birds are dying.
Things named after birds aren’t made for male stuff. “My favorite wrestler is The Goose Steve Austin” – not.
In mother Russia, the birds flip you! In America, the NFL says buh-bye to the air game… Should have ca-cawled some better plays.
These teams are looking to go for the bottom seed.
A little birdie told me some exciting news…he’s expecting a couple new friends on the links!
Crazy conspiracy theory…these NFL clubs gathered together and decided to give a reason for the birds to be angry about.
sure i wanna win!
greetz to all the members, rotorob, and videogamerob